Devs Our Man

Live well, S.

Good Words:

Oblong

Bubble

Rubber

Nitwit

Jolly

Clam

Sellotape  

Flange

Skeleton 
 

London

Spices bring in the cats

looking for fried mice

and the scent of ancient petrol

Propaganda by the Metro

covers crispy bite of fish and chips

sip slowly from you icy drink

While the beggar slowly blinks

to a Caribbean beat sung with cockney slang

slung slowly on a child's dripping ice cream

Inexplicably green is todays city dream

forests of green domes and spires

sets fire to the soul of an underdog

And gives the delusional man in chinos

reason to live

reason to blog

To plug into you p h o n e 

and techin-coloured t e l e p h o n e 

The tired radio presenter mumbles

platforms steep

And the streets, finally silent in united London sleep.

L Returns

It's been a while, but like batman I have returned. Batman is pretty cool, like Reginald D Hunter. That is one cool dude! If you don't know him then look up 'Reginald D Hunter Live at the Apollo'. It's zer gut. S went to German exchange recently, and somehow (I'm impressed) got drunk with all our teachers around. To be honest the German teacher was probably already pretty wasted seeing as she was wearing a milkmaid outfit. I don't do German, I do Spanish and really I'm pretty disappointed in the Spanish. I love Spain and I want to show off my Spanish skills,but noone from Spain is willing to do exchanges with us. Are the English that untrustworthy? Even if they are I'm not English so it doesn't matter to me. Italian and PROUD. It was Valentines day a few days ago. Valentines day has always been a day where I pretend to be happy that I have no guy troubles and pretend that I hate guys anyway. That's probably because in my old school the only decent guy moved to Hong Kong. Well this year was unlike any other year in that i make a complete ARSE of myself in front of the person I liked. WOOHOO! But really I don't give a shit because it's all commercial and shit (or at least that's what everyone tells me...). So that's basically it.

Thoughts on anger.

And strange they may be. It so far seems L has forgotten the blog we just started creating, taking it to the graveyard of internet shit before it even saw the light of day, but that's fine these things do happen.

My mum says we are jelly. Don't worry shes completely sane (sort of) she says she saw this video of this cartoon guy and he was trying to avoid becoming chaos and before his eyes he starts melting and his body's spacing out and hes trying to pull it back together."Thats what feelings are like sometimes." She says in her sunny disposition voice she sometimes uses.

Like The Hulk when he bursts out of his shirt for no damn reason except that hes fucking angry. He feels compelled to rip of his clothes and genrally be a dick.

And I feel like I am The Hulk - i'm not saying that My eyes have no whites or that I have huge,green, Vainy breasts or anything - but in a way we all do.

 

Things we like.

10 things L likes:

1. ACE OF CAKES 

My newest OBSESSION. Stumbled upon this show flicking through cooking channels... Don't judge, it could happen to ANYONE.







2. Italia

  




 Some of the suspence broken. I'm Italian. And proud. 'Nuff said.












3. Motorbikes

 I like going fast and some will say a vespa is not the best way to do that, but their just so GOODLOOKING (zoolander? WATCH IT.)












4. The Blues Brothers

Anyone whose seen The Blues Brothers will know it's not the most realistic film but who can argue with tanks, jazz, Aretha Franklin, nazis and Cab Calloway? If you DON'T agree you can take your dry white bread and your four fried chickens and get the HELL outta my shop! 




5. WEETABIX

 You know some (stupid) people stuck two trucks together with weetbix. When it dried even when they drove the trucks away from each other it just wouldn't brake. The only thing they could to to get it off was to add milk.














6. Jesus bracelets

 







 Jesus bracelets... LONG STORY, maybe you'll hear it. One day.










7. The 'Happy Train'

 The 'Happy Train' is the overground. It is a very happy train therefore it is the 'Happy Train'.









8. Lava Lamps

 





 WHO DOESN'T LIKA LAVA LAMP (read in a foreign accent of your choice)















9. China Town

Chinatown. Town of the Chinese. Anyway you put it it sounds great. 










10. My dad.

-Is immortal
-Is cool
-Has white hair- NOT grey but WHITE.

Let me tell you a little anecdote:


We were on the tube (watching people act strangely) and a hairdresser came up to my dad saying 'your hair is so... WHITE! Wow! Is it... REAL?' 


True story.

Things S likes:

1. Hair dye

 I was born with mousy brown hair and don't know if you understand how boring that is but I fell asleep every time I looked in the mirror. I've had red, blonde and blue. Mmm I think I'll move on from primary colours. 










2. Rocky Horror Show

Best.Movie.Ever. (said like comic book guy)
Oh Damit Janet I love youuuuuu but not really she's a whiney bitch.Anyway inside jokes aside go watch it now.









3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer

 No words can describe. Ahhh spike you beauty. I know this list makes me out as a gothic, vampire loving bitch but I hope to god i'm not like that in person. :/










4. Jimi Hendrix

He is an idol. If six was nine is probably my faviorate song by him, if I were to marry in heaven you can guess no.1 on the list.










5. How people act on the tube

 As a small child the tension of the underground used to overwhelm me. Do you ever feel like you're the only one who has an actuall conversation on the tube? Everyone seems to stop thier quiet, pointless acitivity to lean in and have an earful of the loud girls sat in the corner, seems to intrest them more than the Metro.




6. Airoplanes

Bagsy window seat! Closest i've ever got to wings.









7. Ian dury and the movie (sex and drugs and rock and roll)

I knew Ian Dury's songs long before I knew his ledgend. I watched his bio-movie it was one of the best things i've seen in a long while.
Hit me with your ryhthm sticks! 














9. Cat

 Ahh the cat the age old mark of the spinster and Eygptians and Eygptain spinsters and the like. Mines a bit retarted but i love him all the same.










10. L's dad. 

He happens to be my guilty pleasure.

Foetus post.

L: Lets start at the very beginning.

S: It is a very good place to start.

L: When you read you begin with 'A, B, C'.

S: When sing begin you begin with 'Do-re-mi'.

L: When you blog you begin with QW-ER-TY!

S: Oh! Very clever.

Welcome:

This is our first post, this blog is new, so new we like to call our baby. But it's NOT a baby, it's too young, it is in fact a FEOTUS post. This is an anonymous blog but will give you some clues as to who we are.

-We are of the female variety of human bieng.
-We live in London.
-We like music very much.
-We go to school.

We might give more details later but right now we'll keep you in

...

antici-













pation.