1. ACE OF CAKES
My newest OBSESSION. Stumbled upon this show flicking through cooking channels... Don't judge, it could happen to ANYONE.
2. Italia
Some of the suspence broken. I'm Italian. And proud. 'Nuff said.
3. Motorbikes
I like going fast and some will say a vespa is not the best way to do that, but their just so GOODLOOKING (zoolander? WATCH IT.)
4. The Blues Brothers
Anyone whose seen The Blues Brothers will know it's not the most realistic film but who can argue with tanks, jazz, Aretha Franklin, nazis and Cab Calloway? If you DON'T agree you can take your dry white bread and your four fried chickens and get the HELL outta my shop!
5. WEETABIX
You know some (stupid) people stuck two trucks together with weetbix. When it dried even when they drove the trucks away from each other it just wouldn't brake. The only thing they could to to get it off was to add milk.
6. Jesus bracelets
Jesus bracelets... LONG STORY, maybe you'll hear it. One day.
7. The 'Happy Train'
The 'Happy Train' is the overground. It is a very happy train therefore it is the 'Happy Train'.
8. Lava Lamps
WHO DOESN'T LIKA LAVA LAMP (read in a foreign accent of your choice)
9. China Town
Chinatown. Town of the Chinese. Anyway you put it it sounds great.
10. My dad.
-Is immortal
-Is cool
-Has white hair- NOT grey but WHITE.
Let me tell you a little anecdote:
We were on the tube (watching people act strangely) and a hairdresser came up to my dad saying 'your hair is so... WHITE! Wow! Is it... REAL?'
True story.
Things S likes:
1. Hair dye
I was born with mousy brown hair and don't know if you understand how boring that is but I fell asleep every time I looked in the mirror. I've had red, blonde and blue. Mmm I think I'll move on from primary colours.
2. Rocky Horror Show
Best.Movie.Ever. (said like comic book guy)
Oh Damit Janet I love youuuuuu but not really she's a whiney bitch.Anyway inside jokes aside go watch it now.
3. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
No words can describe. Ahhh spike you beauty. I know this list makes me out as a gothic, vampire loving bitch but I hope to god i'm not like that in person. :/
4. Jimi Hendrix
He is an idol. If six was nine is probably my faviorate song by him, if I were to marry in heaven you can guess no.1 on the list.
5. How people act on the tube
As a small child the tension of the underground used to overwhelm me. Do you ever feel like you're the only one who has an actuall conversation on the tube? Everyone seems to stop thier quiet, pointless acitivity to lean in and have an earful of the loud girls sat in the corner, seems to intrest them more than the Metro.
6. Airoplanes
Bagsy window seat! Closest i've ever got to wings.
7. Ian dury and the movie (sex and drugs and rock and roll)
I knew Ian Dury's songs long before I knew his ledgend. I watched his bio-movie it was one of the best things i've seen in a long while.
Hit me with your ryhthm sticks!
9. Cat
Ahh the cat the age old mark of the spinster and Eygptians and Eygptain spinsters and the like. Mines a bit retarted but i love him all the same.
10. L's dad.
He happens to be my guilty pleasure.
